Let me clarify this for all you assholes out there: Using those fucking emoticons means that you are flirting online. I don’t care what anyone says about flirting being meaningless and what not – if you are with a person, you are with them. That means in all aspects. If your mind starts to wander about all sorts of different scenarios, like sexual exploration with someone else, this, to me, is a sign that you are not mature enough to be in a loving, lasting relationship.

When I’m with a guy, I’m with him 100% completely. Until he does me wrong (and I break up with him), I keep myself completely focused.

Do yourselves a favor. If you find the urge to call other people “hot”, “sexy”, or find yourself flirting only online, fucking break up with your significant other right then. You’re just being a complete douchebag and toying with the person’s feelings.

This goes for using smiley faces. The moment those enter into the equation I know that something is up. You don’t say shit like “Man, I just got done working out ” if you’re just talking to friend. FUCK THAT. Fuck all of you who have grown up on the internet and refuse to acknowledge these rules.

Using any smiley, particularly the heart and the wink, automatically makes you flirting. And since we equate the online world with being the real one, then we should equate online flirting with real flirting. IT HURTS. You shouldn’t fucking do it.

Go to this link: http://www.heartlessdoll.com/2008/08/top_10_smiley_emoticons_for_flirting_online_with_m.php

Not only is it on the website “heartless doll”, which I think aptly describes the people who do this, it also shows that this is flirting with minimal effort, which makes it easier for everyone else to do.

Now, if only I could get everyone to understand, I’m sure there would be a lot less girls crying.